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I have a lot of emails. Whatever. Define a lot. Are 10,117 emails in my inbox and 17,596 emails in my sent box a lot? I mean, only 2800 of them are unread. I have only nine emails in my drafts, and all of them are written to only one person, my ex. Anyway, those are more of a writing exercise in finding nine different ways to say ” If selfishness were a food source, you could end world hunger.”


Personally, I think a single-digit count of unsent rage-filled emails shows remarkable restraint.

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Confessions of an email hoarder, by comedian and Daily Show co-creator Lizz Winstead.